From an IM conversation

Sometimes my mind does strange things – this is from an im converstaion a few minutes ago.

-you’ve got to break an egg to make a chicken that will lay more eggs
-why did the baby cross the road?
-it was stapled to the egg that came after the chicken
-wait
-okay, so there’s this chicken, and there’s an egg next to it
-they add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not the lesser evil
-which one is worth two in the bush?