A Couple Reasons Why Being Single Is Awesome

I have plenty of options.

Love poetry is sappy drivel.  Awesome “I’m single and I love it” poetry… well, if it existed it’d be better than everything else.

I don’t have to watch movies, TV, etc. that I don’t want to. This goes double for anything with Miley Cyrus.

Any great fantasy hero is single, so I’ve got that going for me. Which is nice.