Just Because You’re An Idiot Doesn’t Mean Other People Don’t Exist

To the punk high schoolers who created a nightmare line all on their own: I hope you realize that before you blocked off the box office with your five minute discussion on what movie to see, before you took another five minutes (each) to find your money or credit cards, and before you each spent a minute accusing me of cheating you, there was no line. After you did all that, there was a line out the door for the next forty-five minutes.

I’m not one to mistake correlation for causality, but there does seem to be a connection here.

7 Word Reviews: The A-Team

Fast & Furious had a Mission: Impossible baby!

Waiting…

I keep thinking of things I want to post, but the blog’s been silent for a while. I moved into a new apartment next week, and we’re not getting Internet until next Thursday. I wrote this and the last two posts on my phone, but that’s slower and harder to type accurately, so it’ll probably be a little bit longer until I start making regular updates.

7 Word Reviews: The Informant

Great — if you already know the story.

7 Word Reviews: Prince of Persia

Shoddy script, accents, cinematography, ADR, and foley.