Between being frustrated that the Sad/Rabid Puppies folks have… contaminated my first time voting in the Hugos, binge reading Discworld, and some general life stress, I put off starting the…
pre-2026
7 Word Reviews: John Wick
Surprising amount of “Hey, it’s that guy!”
7 Word Reviews: Jupiter Ascending
Star Wars Prequels + Doctor Who + bland casting
7 Word Reviews: Predestination
Time-travel paradox done right plus intersex representation. [I’m counting ‘time-travel’ as one word]
7 Word Reviews: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Pretty sure Dain was repurposed Warcraft assets. Alfred is shitty writing. I miss Wormtongue. I only counted 4 armies? Maybe 4.5.
7 Word Reviews: Into The Woods
I cried during the finale. It’s wonderful.
7 Word Reviews: Big Hero 6
Love the villain’s powers/animation style. (Wonderful.) (also the opening short “Feast” was beautiful)
7 Word Reviews: Book Of Life
Beautiful, fun, and – oh man – the music.
7 Word Reviews: Guardians Of The Galaxy
Firefly + Fifth Element + Cowboy Bebop + Doctor Who
7 Word Reviews: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Would’ve preferred a more Caesar-centric story.