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7 Word Reviews: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Mike/MJ | January 18, 2015

Pretty sure Dain was repurposed Warcraft assets. Alfred is shitty writing. I miss Wormtongue. I only counted 4 armies? Maybe 4.5.

Mike/MJ | December 28, 2014

I cried during the finale. It’s wonderful.

Mike/MJ | November 30, 2014

Love the villain’s powers/animation style. (Wonderful.) (also the opening short “Feast” was beautiful)

Mike/MJ | November 2, 2014

Beautiful, fun, and – oh man – the music.

Mike/MJ | July 31, 2014

Firefly + Fifth Element + Cowboy Bebop + Doctor Who

Mike/MJ | July 18, 2014

Would’ve preferred a more Caesar-centric story.

Mike/MJ | July 12, 2014

holy shit – uniquely great script, powerful acting

Mike/MJ | July 11, 2014

So very good, and so morally complicated.

Mike/MJ | June 29, 2014

Well executed, but doesn’t really add anything.

Mike/MJ | June 19, 2014

Fun, if you don’t think about it.