movies – Page 5 – MJ Paxton

7 Word Reviews: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Pretty sure Dain was repurposed Warcraft assets.
Alfred is shitty writing. I miss Wormtongue.
I only counted 4 armies? Maybe 4.5.

I cried during the finale. It’s wonderful.

Love the villain’s powers/animation style. (Wonderful.)

(also the opening short “Feast” was beautiful)

Beautiful, fun, and – oh man – the music.

Firefly + Fifth Element + Cowboy Bebop + Doctor Who

Would’ve preferred a more Caesar-centric story.

holy shit – uniquely great script, powerful acting

So very good, and so morally complicated.

Well executed, but doesn’t really add anything.

Fun, if you don’t think about it.